Jaybo – Deep Throat (Video)

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012

Heaven weighs in on administering Tongue On Penis

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UNRELATED TO CZARFACE: BEANTOWNS KING TAKES ON CLINTON SPARKS’ BIGGEST A&R FOIBLE

Tuesday, February 21st, 2012

From what I can decipher, Supastar LT, (crickets) a Boston (by way of Dallas) rapper recently released a diss record aimed at Smoke Bulga and Masspike Miles. In turn, Smoke seems to have some dirt on him.

Clinton Sparks has heavily endorsed LT, flying him out to Vegas for shows and puttin him on tracks with Whitney’s ex, Ray J amongst other big name artists.

Fiance’s, lawyers, miscarriages, and the dreaded Snitch label make up the ingredients of this brewing screenplay.

 
This Nigga supastar lt aka supafraud BLT is A snitch! They say pictures r worth a 1000 words. Now ask a 1000 people was ya words worth this picture?
Pedicure $29.99
Jetblue ticket to Miami $109.99
Karma PRICELESS
Footage comin soon if I get enough likes real lingo!

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TOURRETES CAN BE LULZ

Monday, February 20th, 2012

I wish I had a Tourretes buddy to hang out with on the daily. I get their sense of humor.

YT Tourettes is especially funny.

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DJ ON&ON – “THE BLENDS” VIDEO MIX

Saturday, February 18th, 2012

Shouts to Killa Cam, Ike Turner, Robert Deniro, and my BM for making cameos in my shit. Enjoy.

Untitled from dave cash on Vimeo.

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SERENA WILLIAMS TAKES OUT HER FRUSTRATION ON THE 740 BUS

Saturday, February 18th, 2012

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ESPN: “WE SO SOWWY FO RACIST HEADRINE”

Saturday, February 18th, 2012

For those of you questioning the veracity of the headline,ESPN has apologized. The statement reads in full: “Last night, ESPN.com’s mobile web site posted an offensive headline referencing Jeremy Lin at 2:30 am ET. The headline was removed at 3:05 am ET. We are conducting a complete review of our cross-platform editorial procedures and are determining appropriate disciplinary action to ensure this does not happen again. We regret and apologize for this mistake.”

Anyway..

Clock just struck :15:01 on Linsanity. Go back to being mediocre NYK

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Is Andy Milonakis Still Funny?

Saturday, February 18th, 2012

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Jacuzzi Boys – Glazin’

Friday, February 17th, 2012

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Just think – 15 years ago, you would never be able to see a video like this. THE FUTURE IS NOW.
Make that pussy sang Jacuzzi Boys!

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My license is fucked up cuz I got Rodney Kinged by a dirty Mass. State Trooper comin from a swingers party in Plymouth. I got my tax returns and I’m bout to cop a scooter. Meanwhile….

Thursday, February 16th, 2012

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FLOATING DOLLAR PRANK

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012

The premise is funny, but driving into a rural poor black town to be a smart ass yt indyan is not.

 

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No Love for the Shammys

Monday, February 13th, 2012

Nothing I’m about to say will come as much surprise to anyone who reads this blog. If you’ve any clue what On&On is writing about, then chances are you’d rather stick your privates in a meat grinder than listen to anything that’s ever won a Grammy.

Or maybe I’m mistaken. Because every time this issue comes to a boil, I feel like I’m the only one who truly hates pop trash. When the going gets rough, a lot of you assholes come out with some shit like, “Nah – on the real – The Throne really was my shit last year.” You’re the same soulless twits who won’t concede that Eminem’s last great album was The Slim Shady LP.

In that event, you’re no better than anyone who listens to Kelly whatever her name is from American Idol. If you checked the Grammys for 10 seconds, then I’m talking about you. Don’t think that you have a pass because you watched and made fun of it, or because you only dig one performer who you’ve deemed alternatively acceptable.

It’s like they produce these shows to aggravate me. The celebration of Adele’s mediocrity has driven me completely nuts all year, but to watch her get immortalized is nearly enough to push me off the edge. And don’t get me started on the Boston news media’s collective boner over her getting surgery around here.

My overall point here is nonexistent, but in conclusion, I’d like to remind all of the phonies out there that they were making Whitney Houston crackhead jokes two days ago. Your forced sentimentality is nauseating, and you should have your eardrums blown out with dynamite. Have fun listening to your newly purchased Bodyguard soundtrack. I’ll be the one laughing at you on the train.

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NATALIE NUNN: PUSSY A NIGGA CAN FALL ASLEEP IN

Monday, February 13th, 2012

Highly annoying.  Check.  Ignorant.  Check.  Shallow and materialistic.  Check.  Chin.  Check.  (See what I did?)
I don’t give a fuck – I need to unload seeds inside this trick.

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ASAP ROCKY’S MOM WAS A RAKIM STAN AND NAMED ASAP AFTER HIM. ASAP MEETS RAKIM WITH HIS MOM ON THE PHONE.

Saturday, February 11th, 2012

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I don’t get the whole Asap Rocky success thing, and personally resent JTTS for dick riding son so hard…but this is just an undeniable feel good story. Asap’s moms represents the good and righteousness rap music serves in reaching and teaching humans since its inception.

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