Heaven weighs in on administering Tongue On Penis

When he aint watchin Argentina Vs. Germany sawker ”matches” he be on this shit.

I wish I had a Tourretes buddy to hang out with on the daily. I get their sense of humor.

YT Tourettes is especially funny.

Shouts to Killa Cam, Ike Turner, Robert Deniro, and my BM for making cameos in my shit. Enjoy.

Untitled from dave cash on Vimeo.

Black Rob’s “Life Story” album remains one of my favorite of all time. I was at this show @ The Tunnel rockin a Pelle Pelle and a straw cowboy hat. I was so wrapped up in the thoroughness of it all, I lifted some chick on my shoulders as she donned my straw hat.

Sean P shares my feelings about females in rap. The only acceptable female mc’s in history are Rah Digga and MC Lyte. Otherwise, they always have been and will be gabbaj.

Trigga Happy Pappi has moments when his every day brain comprehension comes into question…but he handled this whole situation superbly. His man Remy was disrespected and the gawd went in.

I was amongst the first in the world to blawg about this dood. Great story. Why would anyone not root for this kid?
Shit got all fucked up once he started talkin that Kristchen bullshit.
First things first – and this goes for all afleets sellin that yt made indigenous people raping Christion mess…Neither God nor his son give a fuck about the Knicks/Toronto game. Nigga, the game winning shot went in cuz you spent dumb hours in the gym working at it. You think jeezus was checkin his tweets about fools axin for help and put your shit as a priority?

J. Christ: “Ok…this 14 year old prostitute just tweeted me axin for help cuz Lawrence Taylor has her in a room about to stick his crusty dick in her after smokin this oolie…Should I help her? Hold the phone…J Lin, the Azn Harvard grad makin $750,000 for an abreviated NBA season wants me to make this 3 pointer go down. No brainer. I fux with J Lin.”

I have no problem with people of all faiths whom exercise shit in proper moderation. But these born again Christians are out of pocket.

There is one single solitary question I wish any journalist on gawds green erf would ask Tim Tebow and Jeremy Lin.

Q: “What do you think happens to people that don’t accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Saviour?”

A: “They will burn in hell.”

That’s right…Tibetan monks. Burn em all.

Joos, Atheists, Moslims, Juggalos…reinstitute teh Hall O’ Cost chambers, round up all the Scientologists, and make like Almighty RSO and put One In The  Chamba.

Oh how I wish one reporter would take these false prophets to task.

“So Tim and Jeremy, while I’ve got you both here, can you explain to me what Jesus would like to happen to all teh gays in New York?”

Tune in to Sportcenter for the answer at 11.

Basketball is a worldwide religion. Chinks, Wops, Spics, Niggars, Crackers, Kikes, and Bostonians are united in experiencing  the excitement of watching a nigga pull up from the arch with a second left and drain shit – all drawers.
That’s enough. Get on the mic and say, “Good night folks, kids, eat your vegetables and be good to your mama.” Exit left.

Not these born- agains.

“Now that I drained the three, I’d like to point out that Jesus actually took the shot…you know, the same guy who Spaniard crusades  burned women and children in the name of on some “Get down or lay down” Beanie Sigel shit?

Speaking of which. Jeremy…you come from Chinese heritage that was here long before Jewsus…before evil yt’s brainwashed your people, who did they worship?  Do the knowledge son.

There needs to be a don’t ask don’t tell policy when it comes to sports and religion. Otherwise, it leads to shit like this:

FORMER RUFF RYDER JIN CHRISTIAN RAPPING ABOUT JEREMY LIN

The premise is funny, but driving into a rural poor black town to be a smart ass yt indyan is not.

Highly annoying.  Check.  Ignorant.  Check.  Shallow and materialistic.  Check.  Chin.  Check.  (See what I did?)
I don’t give a fuck – I need to unload seeds inside this trick.

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I don’t get the whole Asap Rocky success thing, and personally resent JTTS for dick riding son so hard…but this is just an undeniable feel good story. Asap’s moms represents the good and righteousness rap music serves in reaching and teaching humans since its inception.